Sometimes, I'm a programmer. Not necessarily a good one, but a programmer nonetheless.
The thing is, though, what really IS a programmer anyway? Well, the answer to that I do not know. What's weirder is that no one even asked this question. I asked this question to myself, but I don't know the answer. Isn't that weird?
I've worked on a few projects as a programmer; most of them being my own, most of those being unfinished.
I excel at developing for the web (both frontend and backend) and scripting video games. I just never finish any video games because making content for them is Too Damn Hard™.
Check out my commissions page for details! I can also do art for you, if that's more your cup of tea.